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BoB is launching two new "news" networks: BoB's Fantastically Altered Unknown Lying Truths Station (BoB's F.A.U.L.T.S), bringing you he latest totally true news and The BoB Conspiracy News Network (BCNN). Because cavemen were the smartest people in the universe, and since BoB has a time machine, he can now go back to that time and bring knowledge that has been lost since then back. These are all totally true, not made up or fabricated in any way, and have science to back them up. But it's great science, the greatest, nobody else would understand it, so BoB doesn't need to explain this science.