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Blog posts : "General"

The Tower

"It seemz like it'z takin furever," BoB said, pacing around the control room, as the moving parts inside the central column rose and fell. "Afterall, we iz just tracing a call, how long can it take?" BoB said, looking at the monitor attached to the column. "There appears to be something slowing time…

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Long Wait

"Celliri, ware iz we headed?" BoB asked as his escape pod started to materialize. "We are landing on Triton, one of Neptune's moons," Celliri said, as an image of it popped up on one of the screens. "It lookz like a giant cantaloupe," BoB said. "It is unknown what causes that sort of terrain. It's s…

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Space Train

"All right, so if dat lever iz da squbbly lever, den dat one must be da blibbly lever," BoB said, reading the instruction manual for his escape pod. BoB pulled the lever, and the escape pod shook. "No no no, don't do dat-" BoB started as his escape pod started to fall. "BoB'z in da middle uv space…

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2021

*NOTE: CERTAIN NAMES IN THIS BOBLOG HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY*

 

BoB had been waiting for a couple minutes for his escape pod to land. On the screen it looked like they should have almost arrived at their destination, but the escape pod had slowed down. "Updates available. Downl…

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The Other Dimension

"Well, stopping' him from gettin elected didn't work," BoB said, back in his escape pod. "But wat would would happen if BoB stopped him gettin his tiny hands on dat life support device? Would the universe collapse?" BoB asked. "No. As long as the only change you make is that he doesn't get that te…

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BoB returns to the Future (Part 3)

*NOTE: CERTAIN NAMES IN THIS BOBLOG HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY*

 

A MESSAGE FROM CELLIRI:

Today, November 8th, is the most important day most people reading this will ever be alive for. It determines who controls this country, and what will happen in the future. It determines whethe…

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BoB Returns to the Future (Part 2)

"Greatest execution? Why should BoB care if it da greatest execution, BoBz gonna be dead by the end of it," BoB said to the five Trumpbots pointing guns at him. "Unless ya don't do yer jobs right, but den it wouldn't be da greatest execution. Actually, it could be, if ya really suck at yer jobs and …

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BoB Returns to the Future (Part 1)

"Celliri, where'z we going' next?" BoB asked. "We are heading towards the only known cube planet in the universe," Celliri said. "Iz dat where da next scape pod pice iz?" BoB asked. "Yes. Many of them all appear to be gathered in one location on this planet," Celliri said, as the wheezing noise star…

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The Power Plant - Part 3

BoB walked back to the elevator, and pressed the button. The elevator shook as it rose up, and the doors opened. BoB put the spacesuit back where he had found it, and got in the other elevator. As the doors closed, a bell sounded. "Celliri, wat wuz dat?" BoB asked into his smart watch. "That was th…

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The Power Plant - Part 2

BoB's escape pod materialized in the room against the wall, six hours earlier, and ten feet to the left. "Celliri, iz we dare?" BoB asked. "Yes. We have arrived at our destination," Celliri said. BoB swung the door open, and looked around. He saw the forcefield in the center of the room, and walked …

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The Power Plant - Part 1

A wheezing noise started, and a red phone box appeared on the rubble covered surface of the planet. The sound stopped, and the door swung open. "Celliri, ya sure dis da place?" BoB asked, looking over the rubble. A breeze blew over the rubble, and lots of dust flew off into the wind. "Yes BoB, the e…

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BoB Causes a Time Distortion

As BoB's escape pod flew through the paradox, sparks flew out of the control panel, and the lights turned off for a second. "Celliri, wat happenin?" BoB asked as the lights turned back on. "We are nearing the end of the paradox. As we get nearer to the end, it becomes more dangerous to fly through h…

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The Debate (And the Destruction of The Universe)

BoB's escape pod flew through the paradox, as BoB was slammed into the spinning walls. He looked outside the glass door, and saw they were about to hit the side of the tunnel of energy. Suddenly, a vortex opened right where the escape pod was about to hit, and they flew through it, into a tunnel of …

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BoB and The (Near) Crashing Of The Escape Pod

BoB's escape pod materialized in the paradox again as he took off, and the control room spun. "I told you not to pull that lever," Celliri said. "Well it wuz too late den, huh?" BoB said, as there was a crash, and the control room shook. BoB was holding on to the control console, trying to reach the…

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BoB Flies a Space Plane Surrounded By Magic

BoB's escape pod flew through the red and purple vortex, and BoB was on the floor as his control room spun around. BoB looked through the glass door, and saw different places fly by very fast, then fading out into a red tunnel, with bolts of energy flying through it, occasionally hitting the escape …

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BoB and the Water Planet (part 2)

Last week, BoB went to a planet covered entirely by water in his quest to get pieces of his old escape pod back. He saw some sort of underwater base as he was being chased by sharks, and went inside. 

BoB saw a window, and looked through it. He saw the shark staring back at him. "Ha ha ya poopy …

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BoB on the Water Planet

BoB's escape pod started to materialize, and the lights flashed. BoB walked over to the door, and looked out the glass. It looked like BoB had landed in an aquarium. Suddenly, a shark swam at the glass, hitting its head, and swimming away. "Celliri, why BoB underwater?" BoB asked. "This whole plane…

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BoB and the Asteroid

In the middle of space, a red telephone box faded in and out of existence, with a white light flashing from the inside. If anything had been close enough to the air bubble that surrounded the box, they would have heard a strange wheezing noise as the box appeared.

"Celliri , why doze round dents…

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BoB and the Mysterious Mannequins

Last week, BoB escaped the planet covered in burning ice, and got a piece of his old escape pod back. After sledding down a hill on it and taking off, he flew off, to the location of the next piece.

The column rose and fell, and BoB's escape pod started making its wheezing noise. The tunnel of blu…

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BoB and the strange planet (part 2)

Last week, as you recall, BoB crash landed on a strange planet made of ice, where fire shot out of the ground. The emergency landing caused BoB's escape pod to change. BoB didn't like the new glass version, so he set out to find the pieces. He wandered around the planet, until an alien found BoB, an…

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