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BoB's BoBletts of Wisdom:

100% of people who drink water die.

AND 100% of people who don't drink water, die! Water is such a BoBlem!

Same thing with air!

100% of people who breathe air die!

And 100% of people who don't breathe air die!

100% of people who are in daylight in their lifetime die.

100% of people who aren't in daylight die!

100% of people who eat die.

100% of people who don't eat, die!

100% of people who do math die (helpful hint: kids! Tell this to your teacher!)

100% of people who don't do math die.

100% of people who have a life die!

0% of people who dance on their head with a purple chicken in their pants on a Tuesday morning at exactly 3:28 AM with the most terrible song they could imagine while eating sawdust and pure sugar cereal mixed together, die! (Note: the chicken must be the color purple naturally. And you must do this every Tuesday morning.) 

AND

99% of people who are dead, will stay dead.

 

That's all of the witty BoBletts we  have now, but stay tuned for more!