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Smiling mad, he's so happy

Teeze the bezt pctures ever!!!! Look! It BoB! A Hole  page for pictres o' BoB!!!!

 

Dis iz da outside o BoBz new scape pod.  It look like dare a wall behind it, but once you in, you see it just BoBz control room. Frum da outside, peplez probabally see BoB walk through a wall, and go "oh noez! Itz a very smart looking ghost! RUNZ!" 

 

 

 

Dis BoBz new controll room. Da round thingz flash az BoB dematerializez. Dat square in da wall open up to show a tv screen hooked up to da invisible security camera outside, so BoB can manally fly and not break thingz (but Bob still doez dat lotz uv da time anyway...)

 

 

 

Dis a gif uv doze mannequinz teleportin sumwhere. 

BoB sent us the blueprints to the exterior of his escape pod. It looks kind of familiar...

Germy was a fun place. BoB got to wore funny pants that evyone think they were over there! And BoB ate a weinysnichtzel, and wurst brat, and a german car! Car was good eggzotik food. 

BoB in Germany

Thiz a nice pictre o' BoB's cat. It go MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW! In da middle o' the knight. Then neighbors get mad. Then they throw cans and rocks and tomatos. One knight, BoB got cannon, and shot back Waterymellons! Then BoB ate the canon.

BoBcat

Tat pictre was whene BoB decide to walk around, with a big stick, and little bag to hold metal snakerz. Then if anone attack BoB, BoB chase them with big stick.

Homeless BoB

When BoB vizit Paris, BoB found all you could munch buffea. So BoB all BoB could munch, but some angry french person start yelling at BoB for eating! Why make something out o' metal snakerz, if it not for munching?

BoB in paris

When BoB was in Scotland, BoB went swimming in big bathtub. BoB swam to bottom, and found big friendly lizard. It swam up to surface, and BoB hop on. The tourists look and go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!, and be rude. BoB get of on land, and Nessie went back under water. The angry peolpe in black and white carz come, so BoB run.

BoB in Scotland

When BoB in loundon, BoB got big watch strap, and suck in air through mouth to inflate, and then BoB got real big, and used duck tape to make big clock go on watch strap, so BoB would always know what time it is! And since it a bigger clock, BoB has more time than anyone else in world! Onlt BoB could think that up, 'cause BoB smart. 

Inflated BoB wearing Big Ben as a watch

BoB needed money, so BoB got Job at Sobway. But they made tiny little sandy witches, that only a foot long! So BoB got lots o' bread, and mush it all together, and make giant bread loaf. BoB thought the sandy witches were to expensive, so BoB made them only $3. Then people was being picky, like they would order lots o' olives, and made sure it had exact right number, or tons o' pickles, and got mad when they couldn't lift it. Then They order two tomatoes, and got mad when BoB counted out loud. They said BoB wasn't counting right, when BoB Counted out six, squiggle, nutnarg, firkle, seven, two. Then BoB manager come out, and fire BoB, for making sandy witches cheaper. They were a big meanie.

BoB the Sobway worker

Yummy! A place made out of ham for BoB to eat!!!! Can BoB eat it now? Pleeze? Pleeze??? Wait... BoB Hack site! BoB can eat!!!! Ham Palace, here BoB come!!!

BoBingHAM palace guard